madwomanwithabox

- I never update anymore. I am made of SUCK.

- That sounded dirty. I will never say it again...y'know, until I forget and actually DO say it again.

- I AM MADE OF OWN. I was at the drug store last night and I found the BEST THING EVER. While it is true, I'm a slovenly tomboy at heart, I have a weakness for pretty nails. And recently having been forced by my aunt to purchase lots of open toed shoes, I've been painting my toenails.

Until yesterday, my toes were owned by heartisbruised with pretty pearly PINK nail polish...until I saw IT.

IT was Maybelline Wet Shine Diamonds Nail Polish in Cherry Carat. It's this bright, bombastic, juicy red nail polish....with SPARKLES. Yes. It's SPANGLY. And juicy red...not just red, but JUICY red. And it's MINE.

My nails and toes are now owned by it. It's fabulous. I gushed about it last night to certain individuals online at the time. Xteena called me a girl. A GIRL.

*insert big stupid grin here*

And the best part? $2, bitches. Take THAT. I'm rockin' the juicy with my stupendously FABULOUS toenails and fingernails, and I did it for $2. I AM MADE OF OWN.

- See my Jack icon? His chinups are made of sex. Oh yes.

- I need some fresh new icons. Must make some. Of Goth!Jarod. And Wifebeater!Jarod. lollobrigida knows what I mean.

- For the month of June, I have engaged on a frightening and alien journey known to some as Script Frenzy. Think NaNoWriMo, only it's 20,000 words and a screenplay.

And I'm doing two of them.

The scary part? I'm doing AMAZINGLY well. Like, SCARY well. I think I could even add a third and still get this shit done.

I totally may have to reconsider my calling.

- I MISS MY SHOWS ALREADY. PLZ 2 B TEH NOO TEEVEE SEASON ALREADY KTHXBAI.

- My nails are HOT. :P

-OH! DANA GAVE ME A WHO KEYCHAIN. I RULE.

-She also gave me THE WALL. ROGER WATERS AND BOB EZRIN FTW, BITCHES.

- What's the sound of an artichoke heart beating?


MMMMMMMMMMMMWAH!! Goodnight, everybody!