madwomanwithabox

My birthday is in four months. It's the perfect time to write my letter!

*scribble*

Dear Birthday Fairy,

Here is my birthday list for March:

1) I want to see JOHN DOE.
2) I want to live in Tenessee.
3) I want to own JOHN DOE.
4) I want Dominic Purcell and Evangeline Lilly to do a project or appear together somewhere so that I can have a conniption and flail at the photographic evidence sure to appear online. lollobrigida knows why.
5) I want a copy of JOHN DOE to appear on Ebay...one I can actually afford to buy.
6) I want a copy of HAUNTED to appear on Ebay...one I can actually afford to buy.
7) I WANT MY JATE, GODDAMNIT.
8) If I can't have actual Jate, I'll settle for ill-fated Jate...KATE CAN FROLIC WITH SAWYER ALL SHE WANTS TO. EVEN IF SHE CAN'T HAVE JACK, SHE NEEDS TO AT LEAST CHOOSE HIM.
9) JOHN DOE. KTHX.
10) The usual standard...Foxy, Josh, strategically placed giftwrap bows, and a camera in case they decide to get friendly.
11) Thirty dollars to call my own.
12) Dominic Purcell playing a supergenius dude with amnesia or something...oh yeah! JOHN DOE.
14) No traces of a #13, for it is unlucky...ooh! MY WISH WAS GRANTED.
15) A new pair of shoes.
16) Peace on earth, goodwill towards men.
17) A cookie.
18) A box of Godiva strawberry truffles.
19) JOHN DOE JOHN DOE JOHN DOE!
20) A pony for everyone on my LJ f-list...they're awesome, y'know.

And as a bonus, if you think I've deserved it...add Dominic Purcell to that Foxy and Josh thing. And if you REALLY think I've deserved it, I'll gladly take whipped cream in place of those strategically placed gift bows.

Love and kisses,
Zaphod Me

In other news? I've knitted myself a purse. How awesome am I?